If something is Da Rial Shit this is what's not...

The problem with Facebook is too much information, too much voyeurism (although I love that). So there I am, checking out who broke up with who, who is going to that event, who wrote what to who and of course, fan pages now are like profiles! Woo-hoo!

So now, among other stupid fan pages I'm in, I can see whatever Vice Argentina has to offer, which, as I've seen is not much...Just a few cool ppl among a bunch of fucking posers who have a good time thanks to free food and booze...And of course drugs...But that's not for free.

Anyway...What's with Vice Argie and the cops? Really...what are you trying to prove? That you are so badass and you rock so hard the police shows up at every party you throw? Cause for what I've seen, they are just passing-by...They might stop and take a look just because they happen to see a corner full of drunk people...But, apart from that, there's no difference from when I see them go by around my street...

For more Vice Argentina & The Police (not the band), check this veedee out: http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=70955635834#/video/video.php?v=83923308023

You'll see what I mean right at the end of the video. The rest is just shitty bands that have nothing to do with Vice's essence and ppl...Just people and lets leave it at that.

Now I'll just have to wait and read what D-Mode think Vice is...

Mind-Controlling Bacteria?!?

Apparently it prefers our lovely, elegant friends...Cats. But it seems we are not saved...It can live in almost every mammal.

Shocking as it might be, according to certain studies, one third of Brits and 80% of french have it. People studying the subject says it makes men more aggressive and jealous, whether it turns female hosts more outgoing and intelligent (Woo-hoo! If you are a gal, I guess?).

It might be related to eating undercooked meat and owning cats carrying it...I'm doomed.

Check out the entire article here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2003/sep/25/medicineandhealth.thisweekssciencequestions1

And a related article...Apparently the idea of zombies is not that remote around the insects world thanks to some adorable guests:

http://discovermagazine.com/photos/04-zombie-animals-and-the-parasites-that-control-them

Does those green antennae look normal?

Here are the ones to blame...Looks familiar?

Celebrate Originality...Hell Yeah!

L-L-L-Love it!

Full Length Adidas Commercial:




The one I see almost everyday on the telly:




Aaannnddd...A smart promo by UK channell Sky 1:

Birdnapper!

This beautiful parrot and apparently skateboarder, Gordo, has been a great attraction over a decade in the San Gabriel Valley community of Baldwin Park and keeps being one, at age 30, when some wacko just stole him from his porch cage on Wednesday.

Owners of the Guatemalan parrot are devastated...The parrot is like a child to them.

Police in the area are not surprised to hear the news, as there have been lots of cases of stolen pets to be kept, or sold.

Just between you and me, I would've stolen this gorgeous skateboarder myself.

Lobster Tan For Amy!

So excited about her new sun bed and so tired from the weekend, Amy fell asleep inside her new acquisition. Lucky her, the thing has an automatic timer and it turns off after 20 minutes, otherwise, we'd have a Roast-Amy auction around the net.

Back To Black singer thought it would be fine after spending so much time in the Caribbean, but an hour later she was just too embarrassed to call the doc.

Poor Amy, have to depend for two weeks on fake tan, but in the meantime, Amy has been offered an Audi after they heard she is learning to drive.

At least in there she'll be safe from the sun...

Come with us on now on a journey through time and space...

According to NME, lovely Noel Fielding and Dave Brown (aka Bollo the gorilla) from genius tv-show Mighty Boosh, are going to DJ at the Easter House Party at The Arches in London Bridge on April 9.

Easter House Party starts 9 PM, ending 5 PM.

Also that nite: Drop The Line, Bok Bok & L-Vis 1990 and Half Nelson/Full Nelson.

Be there or be square!

New Facebook Bores To Death

So, basically, the UK Facebook Help Page gets hijacked in a way to protest about how dull and boring it is now it's been changed. Keeping voyeurs away from what they (we) like so much to do around that shitty site.

The part inside the red square reads: New Home Page. We've updated our homepage because we wanted to copy Twitter.com"

Lady GaGa's Year?

I've listened to Lady GaGa's record and lord, I tried, oh, how I tried to liked it, but, I simply couldn't.

There's something about her, so obvious, so seen, so common-place and pretentious. I'm just not buying it. I did like Just Dance, Money Honey, mostly because they are danceable songs. I also think I like some of her songs just because they were on Gossip Girl, like Paparazzi, but really, her blondish glittery style, Isn't the world sick of blonde girls? We had our share during the 90's, didn't we? I mean, Britney, Christina, Madonna. If it at least were another kind of blonde, but uh-uh, that would be to much to ask to the music industry. She reminds me a bit of Gwen Stefani in some parts, and her new hair colour and sunglasses, like Gwen in that Wind It Up video...

I don't know, perhaps its me, but, I'm just sick of this rebel-rebel,/girls-go-wild,/rich-bitch/girl-stupidly-in-love-not-listening-to-her-friends lyrics.

Hilary's got a Personal Jesus

Hilary Duff, aka Lizzie Mcguire, launched a new music video of her new song 'Reach Out'. Which, at first shocked me, I must say.
It did so 'cause I instantly thought of Depeche Mode...and such band and such song (Personal Jesus) in hands (or voice) of a lousy pop singer...Lordy!

The base was made a bit more girly and happy and sexy and more electro pop, to put it some way, and there's Prophet, a rapper, which works so good with pop gals, so used, so washed up. And the "Reach out and touch me" sounds like a girl desperate for some action instead of the well-known Depeche's "Reach out and touch faith"...Is Hilary Duff faith? What kind of faith is that?

The song's catchy, plus, it has that base and that characteristic phrase which makes its popularity a piece of cake to producers.

Married with children(?)

So it seems for now called Kate HINCE, yeah, Kate Moss will become Kate Hince.
She was seen yesterday at the Millers Academy Of Art And Science with something shining on her, YES, her engagement finger!

Eventhough Jamie Hince and Kate Moss' relationship has not been the best recently, they claim there's lots of electricity between them. And, if we recall, there's no calm relationship with miss Moss...Flying objects and not ovnis at hotel rooms and fights over music with Johnny Depp and drugs and press trouble with rockstar Pete Doherty.

Also, there's rumors about a baby coming since holiday in Thailand a few months ago. And we do see loose-fitting outfits and soft drinks on nite outs.

It has been said she wants the wedding to be arranged by May 1st and they are preparing an egyptian themed engagement party for the summer.

Kate's turning 35 on Friday. We expect a great party as usual, or not, now that she's becoming a family woman.

New year, new baby, new husband...All in all, she took a fair piece of the cake.
Personally, I dont like how that couple matches. I'd have stuck to Pete no matter what, but I get why the change, it was just too much water under the bridge.

Why didnt I think of that?!?...Modern Geisha

When I read this on the Daily Mirror last nite, I automatically said: Why didnt I think of that?!?

So this gal, as I read yesterday on the daily mirror, this lucky amrican called Natalie Dylan was offered 2,5 million P for her virginity!
And even though she never thought the offer would get this far, she's waiting, for a higher bid.
This could be my own solution for that Blur gig this July or my desire of studying abroad, or even, taking a year free and travel all around the world not having to sweat for it, well, yeh, I think sweat would be part of it, along with moaning...

One would have thought virginity was overrated these days, but perhaps I was wrong, or perhaps its just a game between these guys, no matter what the prize is.

Why did she do it? Easy, she has a degree on women's studies and decided to do it in order to earn enough money for a master course in family and marriage therapy, yeh, I know, everybody expected something funnier, or at least a bit more interesting coming.

'People might think it's strange for a 22-year-old to be a virgin, but I've always been careful about what I do,' she said to the Daily Mirror.
'I've had two serious boyfriends, and of course we were intimate in some ways, but they were nice guys and were patient with me.
'Back then I just wanted to wait until I was sure about someone before going all the way with them.
'Things didn't work out with either of my boyfriends and so the losing my virginity just never happened.'
Aww, so now you are doing it with a complete stranger, seems reasonable.

The daily mirror also says she was inspired by the BIZARRE way her elder sister earned money for university, working as a prostitute for three weeks, which made her earned enough money to live quite well while she was studying. Now, I ask myself, whats so bizarre about the world's oldest profession?

'I was quite shocked at the time when Avia told me she was prepared to sleep with people for money,' said Natalie.
'I was 19 then and quite naive and I had no idea about people working in the sex industry.'
No wonder she is still a virgin...

'But Avia was determined to raise some money quickly and she researched it all and told me how it could be done safely through a legal brothel.
'She is very beautiful and confident and so she attracted a lot of clients and made several thousand dollars in just three weeks.'
Aww, how touchingly she talks about her sis working at THE BUNNY RANCH in Nevada, USA, where she worked too, but just for an evening and moving forward to something greater...

I looked at other cases of where women had been paid for their virginity and realised that men were willing to pay large sums in return,' she said.
'I'm really proud of her,' said Avia. 'I understand fully why she's doing this, and I don't know why anyone would criticise her for it.'
Well, if she doesnt understand it, who else would?
'I worked there because I wanted to earn my own money so I would have some solid financial grounding.'
Of course! What a fighter, mates.

I've been getting to know the men who are bidding and I'm having email conversations with them,' she said.
Thank lord for that...
'I've had such a range of messages, from weirdos who say they love me, to those who get really graphically sexual about what they want to do to me.
'I'm also getting lots of polite requests from rich businessmen.
'I get some men who are obviously looking for a girlfriend but I try and make it clear that this is a one-night-only offer.'
What a heart-breaker, 50 p she's going for the weirdos.

'I know that a lot of people will condemn me for this because it's so taboo but I really don't have a problem with that,' she added.
Wankers...Nah, I dont condemn you, I congratulate you!

And of course, after seeing in her pictures that she looks like a hot wasted tramp, she tells the world she is quite prepared for a hymen examination and that she has already passed two lie detector test, of course, this must have been for a tv program lacking imagination, cause I dont see why someone would lose time with the lie detectors, I would go directly down to her hymen and see if its still there.

'My study is completely authentic in that I truly am auctioning my virginity,' Natalie said.
'But I am not being sold into this. I'm not being taken advantage of in any way.
'I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal,' she added.
And we both agree on that, modern geisha.

Blurst Into Tears

I must confess I dropped a tear when I heard my beloved band Blur was reuniting and planning a gig in London, of course, pennyless writer down here also felt frustrated not being able to assist...Then reading on NME they will be at Glastonbury this year made me scream in amusement, but again, lead by frustration, being 7.000 miles across the ocean.

So it made me think, being so many bands on revival tours all around the globe, why not, Damon? Why not, Graham? Why not, Alex? Why not, David? WHY NOT, GUYS? Do come down here please, do play for your non-brit fans. The world loves you, is not that you are going to find yourself playing for an empty stadium whatsoever.
Deep Purple plays around here at least once a year, lots of bands come to feel they are still something for their fans and to fill their pockets one more time despite how old and out of drugs and sick they are, so why not Blur?

And just to add a bit of self-humilliation, last week, I saw a Blur gig on the telly and cried. Now suck that.

Unburburryable

Apparently, I wasnt the only one noticing the constant appeareance of model and strokes groupie Agyness Deyn...EVERYWHERE. I dont know down here in Argie, but at least in England, Agyness has beaten Peach Geldof as the most annoying celebrity of G-G-Glorious(?) year 2008...Nice job, Agyness! Beating Peach must have been hard, but you made it, gal!

It all started with the amazing campaign launched early this year by one of the brands I love, Burberry. I love their fragances, but finally, they noticed youth also like brit elegance and shot The Beat (my birthday's july 9th) right to the market, turning Agyness into a huge success. Although, it seemed Burburry didnt like that much to see her face everywhere, and luckily, they knew soon enough not spoiling the esence of the brand with that stylish but boring image of hers. I mean, we've seen Kate Moss everywhere, for over two decades, and she's getting old, yes, but she turned into an icon and has a zillion faces. These wannabes, like Sienna Miller, we see them a bit more than expected, and it makes us wanna throw up. So cut the shit and find a new face, there are tons expecting to be looked at and much more intersting than this over and over and over exposed blonde scarecrow.

DIS IS DA RIAL SHIT