If something is Da Rial Shit this is what's not...

The problem with Facebook is too much information, too much voyeurism (although I love that). So there I am, checking out who broke up with who, who is going to that event, who wrote what to who and of course, fan pages now are like profiles! Woo-hoo!

So now, among other stupid fan pages I'm in, I can see whatever Vice Argentina has to offer, which, as I've seen is not much...Just a few cool ppl among a bunch of fucking posers who have a good time thanks to free food and booze...And of course drugs...But that's not for free.

Anyway...What's with Vice Argie and the cops? Really...what are you trying to prove? That you are so badass and you rock so hard the police shows up at every party you throw? Cause for what I've seen, they are just passing-by...They might stop and take a look just because they happen to see a corner full of drunk people...But, apart from that, there's no difference from when I see them go by around my street...

For more Vice Argentina & The Police (not the band), check this veedee out: http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=70955635834#/video/video.php?v=83923308023

You'll see what I mean right at the end of the video. The rest is just shitty bands that have nothing to do with Vice's essence and ppl...Just people and lets leave it at that.

Now I'll just have to wait and read what D-Mode think Vice is...

Mind-Controlling Bacteria?!?

Apparently it prefers our lovely, elegant friends...Cats. But it seems we are not saved...It can live in almost every mammal.

Shocking as it might be, according to certain studies, one third of Brits and 80% of french have it. People studying the subject says it makes men more aggressive and jealous, whether it turns female hosts more outgoing and intelligent (Woo-hoo! If you are a gal, I guess?).

It might be related to eating undercooked meat and owning cats carrying it...I'm doomed.

Check out the entire article here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2003/sep/25/medicineandhealth.thisweekssciencequestions1

And a related article...Apparently the idea of zombies is not that remote around the insects world thanks to some adorable guests:

http://discovermagazine.com/photos/04-zombie-animals-and-the-parasites-that-control-them

Does those green antennae look normal?

Here are the ones to blame...Looks familiar?

Celebrate Originality...Hell Yeah!

L-L-L-Love it!

Full Length Adidas Commercial:




The one I see almost everyday on the telly:




Aaannnddd...A smart promo by UK channell Sky 1:

Birdnapper!

This beautiful parrot and apparently skateboarder, Gordo, has been a great attraction over a decade in the San Gabriel Valley community of Baldwin Park and keeps being one, at age 30, when some wacko just stole him from his porch cage on Wednesday.

Owners of the Guatemalan parrot are devastated...The parrot is like a child to them.

Police in the area are not surprised to hear the news, as there have been lots of cases of stolen pets to be kept, or sold.

Just between you and me, I would've stolen this gorgeous skateboarder myself.

Lobster Tan For Amy!

So excited about her new sun bed and so tired from the weekend, Amy fell asleep inside her new acquisition. Lucky her, the thing has an automatic timer and it turns off after 20 minutes, otherwise, we'd have a Roast-Amy auction around the net.

Back To Black singer thought it would be fine after spending so much time in the Caribbean, but an hour later she was just too embarrassed to call the doc.

Poor Amy, have to depend for two weeks on fake tan, but in the meantime, Amy has been offered an Audi after they heard she is learning to drive.

At least in there she'll be safe from the sun...

Come with us on now on a journey through time and space...

According to NME, lovely Noel Fielding and Dave Brown (aka Bollo the gorilla) from genius tv-show Mighty Boosh, are going to DJ at the Easter House Party at The Arches in London Bridge on April 9.

Easter House Party starts 9 PM, ending 5 PM.

Also that nite: Drop The Line, Bok Bok & L-Vis 1990 and Half Nelson/Full Nelson.

Be there or be square!

New Facebook Bores To Death

So, basically, the UK Facebook Help Page gets hijacked in a way to protest about how dull and boring it is now it's been changed. Keeping voyeurs away from what they (we) like so much to do around that shitty site.

The part inside the red square reads: New Home Page. We've updated our homepage because we wanted to copy Twitter.com"